Just trying my best

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

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500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat:

ok since i don’t think i’ve seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

• DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
• Thursday the 20th
• The Fifth of Wednesday
• Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
• Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

• Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
• Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem…
• Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
• Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
• Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
• Every Saturday: Don’t @ Me, I’m Chilling/Caturday
• Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

• January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
• January 29: Threshold Day
• All of February: Funguary
• February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
• March 9: Miku Day
• March 10: Mario Day
• March 14: Pi Day
• March 15: Ides of March
• March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
• April 1: Mishapocalypse
• April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
• April 3: Dannypocalypse
• April 8: Rex Manning Day
• ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
• April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
• ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
• April 20: haha 420 blaze it
• April 25: The Perfect Date
• April 28: Ed Balls Day
• April 30: It’s Gonna Be May
• All of May: Mermay
• May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
• May 4: May the 4th Be With You
• May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
• May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
• All of June: Pride Month
• ALSO All of June: IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
• June 5: Barricade Day
• June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
• July 20: Moon Landing
• September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
• September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
• All of October: SKELETON WAR
• ALSO All of October: Inktober
• October 3: Mean Girls Day
• ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
• October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
• October 31: HALLOWEEN
• November 5: honestly what didn’t happen that day
• November 19: Goncharov
• All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
• December 10: Please, It’s Christmas
• December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN’T CHRISTMAS

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ultimateumbreon33:

kinukos:

charlesoberonn:

WHAT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

Movie adaptation cartesian plane where x axis is “good/enjoyable film” to “dogshit” and y axis is “faithful to the source material” to “an entirely different story”

ALT

am I making sense

Some additions from the notes

ALT

To everyone who has reminded me that the Percy Jackson movies exist, I hate you, thanks.

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thowawayuntilfurthernotice:

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies, and games while you still have the chance.

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snaxle:

sentence-structurer:

snaxle:

punctuation-completionist:

snaxle:

snaxle:

i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

0/21

i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up

[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]

[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]

[number]/[number]

[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]

you are doing some cocomelon shit to me

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calware:

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polishbarnowl:

calware:

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sweet-soul-brotha:

calware:

calware:

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying “i’m going to kms”:

• i’m going to kill god
• i’m going to delete my blog
• i’m going to explode
• i’m going to blow up this entire website
• i’m going to become the joker
• this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

THIS ONE WINS

oh you know

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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platypik:

lemondoddle:

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

beahives:

But what if it was all a dream

This is more unsettling. I know it’s there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.

[I.D. an edited version of the “children’s hospital” meme photo where the splattering red pattern on the hall floor has been removed. End I.D.]

Well duh. It’s just color theory

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vetisntdead:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

creekfiend:

creekfiend:

Actually forget every other post about “primal” feelings and actions, the most connected to my early hominid ancestors i have ever felt in my LIFE is when slowly following an increasingly panicked sheep. I believe that slowly following ungulates is the most primally human activity in existence

That moment when the sheep has run a few times and visibly realizes that you just keep slowly walking at it and are not going anywhere and you can see it thinking “oh fuck this isn’t how being chased is supposed to work” rockets me back in time several hundred thousand years

Hey quick question OP why are you bullying a sheep

To give it medication

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teethands:

prehistoric tarot - death / the tower

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