| Aug 19, 23 | 19,917 notes |
fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE
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| Aug 19, 23 | 19,917 notes |
fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE
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| Aug 18, 23 | 211,782 notes |
i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free
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| Aug 17, 23 | 176,274 notes |
masks and helmets that hides someone’s face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved
these are all creatures to me
Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold,
Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old,
Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature’s sweetness to all,
Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall,
Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea,
Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.(image description:) a phrase - angels of - followed by bright-on-black drawings of helmet-covered faces of: a knight captioned as war, an astronaut captioned as wonder, a medieval beekeeper captioned as harvest, a plague doctor captioned as health, an old-fashined diver captioned as the deep, a gasmasked person captioned as solace (/end description)
a quick fanart to the concept; do you think a motorcyclist and a person in a surgical mask and cap may join these ranks?
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| Aug 16, 23 | 8,711 notes |
Why is she sorting the peanuts at the bar. So autistic
Well i did not mean to she/her agent Dale Cooper but actually i’m rethinking it and i like it
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| Aug 16, 23 | 17,569 notes |
Uh-
just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she’s interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: “oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?” And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I’ve heard of Neil, he’s only my favorite author, I’ve only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I’m going to lose it completely. So I said “yeah I’ve read a couple of his books,” -you know, like a liar- “what about him?” and she goes “well I worked on one of his shows and he’s brilliant i just can’t remember which one” and i go “w-what do you mean he’s brilliant? You’re.. you’re talking about his writing… his writing is brilliant, right?” And she cheerfully says “oh no I don’t read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him” and i go “WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT” and she thinks for a moment and goes “oh! BRICKS” WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT’S TOTALLY NORMAL I’M NOT MAD “…. it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who” WHAT THE FUCK.
@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance
| Aug 16, 23 | 176,095 notes |
Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?
Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.
Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –
Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –
– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –
– oh, but pods, on the other hand, are fibrous seed containers found on a variety of land plants, including legumes –
– and seed plants evolved around 350 million years ago during the late Devonian or early Carboniferous period. And that’s why podcasts are called podcasts. Any questions?
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| Aug 16, 23 | 122,336 notes |
hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it
i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)
people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content
people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style
people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy
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